some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
as a girl, I can confirm this is 100% true
FEMALES PLEASE CONFIRM.
I’m At 419 Tweets.
Tomorrow Is Going To Be A Big Day For My Twitter.