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gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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Male Here, Can Confirm

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unclefather:

we take for granted all the times our nose isn’t stuffy

I do not. I had a clogged nose my entire senior year of high school. I go to bed every night thanking god I can breathe through those two holes in my face.

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juliankoster:

can i get some water with a few pieces of colder water in it

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adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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gruffen:

carry-on-my-blue-eyed-angel:

apsilpastille:

blainedarling:

heysammy:

a-sorta-fairytale:

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

 

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

#it’s raining men

#its raining men, and women, a few celestial beings, two timelords and a sociapath.

#hallelujah

*Sees Dog In There*
Oh Right, That Junior High Phase.

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